2012.12.15 Text 294,671 notes

  1. mckillington:




    can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

    nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

    One shits you not

    Also acceptable: This author shits you not

    It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
    “One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

    (Source: tacoposey, via hornyenigma-deactivated20130513)